Worst Goalkeepers

Soccer is an exiting sport. There are times, though, when it has been "not so cool" to be the goalkeeper.

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cat vs fence

You rarely see cats misjudge this much.

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God owned

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.”

Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.

Leroy’s mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn’t true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Leroy

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either, so he wrote another letter.

LETTER 4:
Dear God:
I know I haven’t been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Leroy

Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Leroy’s mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. “Just be home in time for dinner,” his mother said.

Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 5:
I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO

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baseball vs nuts

I can´t figure out wether this is a freak accident or if the man is on some weird pain-collecting mission.

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Monkey owns tigers

Anywhere I have search for this video the resolution is very poor. Still it is great watching this monkey giving these tigers a lesson.

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Swimsuit

just lovely

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cat vs wall

Cats are perfect to watch when they are not thinking. This one gets a little surprised.

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Man gets really owned

This fella gets extremely owned! It is a freaking miracle he is alive! Skydiving: What could go wrong?

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Drunkard

Woman - apparently owned herself by the bottle. Cool musik too.

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Cops owned by hooligans

These cops probably wish they didn´t acted violent to this football-fan.
WARNING - contains violence.

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A dick

click to enlarge

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weird dog

What the heck is going on in this dogs mind? I am out words.

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webcam girl owned

Click to see the ownage

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Skatenuts

Holy mother of Evil: This kids nuts is absolutely history.

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Dogs

This little accident isn´t that funny, but I love the expression in the big dogs face.

The boss gets owned

Fat Boss Get Owned - More free videos are here
Even if practical jokes can be a little risky, they are still great.

Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace gets owned in the news

Worst Bowler

Worst Bowler In The World! - .here
This guy must have some strong arms even if he has a very weak brain.

Great Bull

Hurrah For The Bull - .
I have allways disliked people being rude or degrading to animals. The is why videos like this are so fucking extraordinary great to watch

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cool kid

he takes it alright

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Horny Cow

One have to wonder why person with the camera doesn´t help instead of just standing there while this lustful big animal owns this farmer.

driveby

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Great little video of a person getting owned, this movie has a little twist to it.

Resque videos

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